Daily Funny Link - 09/15/09 : Top 20 ‘Funny’ SMS Text Messages

Posted on Monday, September 14, 2009

Top 20 ‘Funny’ SMS Text Messages

1. The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”

2. I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled like.

3. Crime doesn’t pay… Does that mean my job is a crime?

4. This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

5. Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

6. I’ve used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.

7. Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

8. What’s the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

9. I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

10. The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...

"I'm From The Government And I'm Here To Help...."

11. Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

12. I hate people who text multiple message long texts which always end with *some text missing*. I just want to .......................... *[some text missing]*

13. Never forget that you’re unique, just like everyone else.

14. I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.

15. What do u call dog with no legs? Don’t matter wot u call him, he ain’t gonna come.

16. I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

17. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

18. If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, why practice?

19. Born Free… Taxed to Death.

20. We will now upgrade your brain, please wait… searching… searching… still searching… sorry NO BRAIN found.

Source: http://www.funnyandjokes.com/sms-jokes.html